BOOK III: THIS IS MY POTASSIUM 
GET IN LINE YOU PIECE OF TRASH

*THIS IS A PRE-ODER, DUMMY*

That means, you're about to give me money and have faith that I will eventually make another book of dumb poems. Here's one for free.

a bird took my hamburger

this is a true story

a bird took my hamburger

it flew right up to my mouth

as i went to take a bite

and i felt its little worm tongue 

dive into my burger and lick the salty bits

that i wanted to lick

Holy shit that was so good, right? I must remember this is here so I can put it in the book.

Anyway, please buy the book.